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MANDY MORBID — “Bra size is 28FF or 28 G/H depending on what time of the month it is, style, and amount of cleavage desired.”
WHACK! was lucky enough to spend some time picking the big, beautiful… brain… of alt porn hottie, Mandy Morbid! WHACK! So, Mandy, what’s your deal? Can you give us your basic info: stats, age, etc, for the n00bs in our readership? MANDY MORBID I’m 25 years old, born and half-raised in Montreal, half in Ottawa;…
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JERSEY SHORE XXX: A PORN PARODY — “I want that fuckin’ alfredo sauce all over my titties and my mouth!”
JERSEY SHORE XXX: A PORN PARODY Taryn It Up Entertainment Directed by Jim Enright Co-executive produced by Taryn Thomas GUIDOS AND GUIDETTES Taryn Thomas as Snooki, Angela Aspen as Angelina, Dylan Ryder as Sammi, Veronica Rayne as WOW J, Johnny Castle as Pauly, John Espizedo as Mike “The Predicament,” TJ Cummings as Vinny, Memphis Blake…
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THE SPINGASM — “Lagsalot’s New Best Friend.”
At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January, I was hornily perusing the booths full of perverted products for men and women, imagining using them all. I was, after all, put up in a hotel room at the Flamingo with three other WHACK! staphers, so I wasn’t exactly able to rub one—or a…
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THE CRASH PAD — “Some of them are covered in sweat by the time they’re finished.”
THE CRASH PAD Blowfish Video and Pink & White Productions Directed by Shine Louise Houston WINNER: Best Dyke Sex Scene 2006 at the Feminist Porn Awards; Tel Aviv Cinematique Festival 2007; Outfest Los Angeles Film Festival 2006; Cineffable Paris Film Festival 2006. DYKES AND DUDES AND OTHERS Simone, Dylan Rion, Jo, Liz Lee, Shawn, Roxie…
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JERSEY WARS, PART 2 — “In the end, the consumer wins.”
Editor’s Note: This is the second in a continuing battle of the Jersey Shore porn parodies. The first can be found here. We make no secret of the fact that we here at WHACK! absolutely adore the jizz biz’s biggest cumback star, Taryn Thomas, so it hardly bears mentioning that when we heard she would…
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KELLY SHIBARI, PART 2 — “I like chubby guys!”
Editor’s Note: This is the second of a two part interview with plus-sized porn princess Kelly Shibari. The first part can be found here. W! So what advice would you give to an aspiring girl, of any size, who’s trying to get into the industry? KS I would probably tell them not to consider it…
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JERSEY WARS — “The reality is that whoever is on the street first is going to win.”
Holy creeping, cum-guzzling crap, randy readers! This “Jersey Shore” thing has gotten way out of hand. A while back, I’m sure you’re aware, MTV had the brilliantly novel idea to get a bunch of overly tanned, booze-guzzling, hookup-loving beach bums from the Northeast together in a house on the North Jersey shore and follow them…
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KELLY SHIBARI — “This is a great way to get laid by people who are never gonna call me!”
Editor’s Note: This is part one of a two part interview with Kelly. The second half will be published next week. W! Well, hello, Kelly! We have been trying to get together for a really long time. It’s good to finally catch up with you. Let’s go ahead and do the standard “tell us a…
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3D PORN — WHACK WORTHY OR WEIRD?
Tinto Brass, one of the directors of Caligula, shocked the world late last month with the announcement that he plans to make “the world’s first ever 3D pornographic feature.” The statement was shocking because, well, there’s already been a 3D porno (The Stewardess came out ten years before Caligula and was a huge porn-cinema success),…
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BLOW GUARD — “I positioned it on my lower set of teeth, kneeled, and went to town on my boyfriend’s nether regions.”
We here at WHACK! have been targeting the sad, lonely, perverted male demographic since our inception, both writing for and blatantly mocking our readership’s inability to get laid by a real woman since our first issue. We love parading around the fact that we hang out with and interview some of the hottest whores on…