Tag: miss lagsalot
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LESBIAN PSYCHO DRAMAS Volume 6 — “Lots of naked women rubbing themselves up against each other will never be unenjoyable!”
LESBIAN PSYCHO DRAMAS #6 Girlfriends Films BROADS Heather Starlet, Shyla Jennings, Amber Chase, Prinzzess, Sara Stone, Gracie Glam, Brenda James You can bet that when I got a DVD titled Lesbian Psycho Dramas Volume 6 in the mail a few days ago, I popped that sucker into the player faster than I could even get…
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INARI VACHS — “A lot of the passion has been lost… that’s what I’ll bring back!”
Most of the WHACK! staph got overly excited and had to go spend some time in the bathroom when, late last year, we heard that the legendary Inari Vachs was returning to adult entertainment. It’s been tough, but we finally managed to wrangle an interview with this incredible specimen of a smut superstar! WHACK! MAGAZINE…
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LOST AND FOUND — “You won’t turn it off until you’ve gotten one look at Allie Haze’s boobs!”
LOST AND FOUND New Sensations’ Romance Series Directed by Eddie Powell Run Time 115 minutes STARRING Allie Haze, Kimberly Kane, Lexi Belle, Zoe Voss, Xander Corvus, Tony de Sergio, Chad Alva Just in case anyone got confused by the tasteful cover art and only-sexy-through-implication title of this romantic, couples-oriented porno from New Sensations’ Romance line,…
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SAGE LEWIS DID PORN, AND THAT’S BAD
Sage Lewis and his friend Robert Paris were convicted of first-degree sexual conduct in Grand Haven, MI, Friday for raping a 17-year-old girl at Lewis’s home, along with Lewis’s father, Kelly Lewis, who, being obviously a real stand-up guy, videotaped the whole thing, then later pled guilty to multiple felonies and was locked up for…
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WILL RYDER — “I’d like to say to the industry: ‘You’re welcome.’”
When we got a copy of Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores, the newest celebrity parody from award-winning studio X-Play for review, we couldn’t believe how perfect the timing was. Charlie Sheen couldn’t have picked a better time for a porn parody to be released, even with his ninja assassins and adonis DNA! So we…
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CINEKINK — “Mind-expanding cinema for the cultured degenerate New York film geek!”
Last week, from March 1-6, the eighth annual Cinekink Film Festival was held here in New York City, showing kinky, sexy, mind-expanding cinema to the cultured degenerate New York film geek crowd for four days and nights before wrapping up with an awards ceremony in a bar. It was really, truly, my kind of place.…
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Cinekink: Porn Again, Bring It! and Pride & Predelictions
I got to watch this hottness unfold last night at Cinekink. What did you do? Oh my gosh, I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself after Cinekink is over, you guys. I mean, obviously I’m going to write a wrap-up article for the whole week of kinky festivities for WHACK! Magazine, and…
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MISTI DAWN — “No one has sex on camera with out being wired a lil’ off!”
Have you been wondering what fire-haired vixen Misti Dawn’s been up to lately? We have! our crack staph tracked down the redheaded temptress and found out what her world’s been likely lately. In a word: HOTT. WHACK! Hi Misti! Thanks so much for taking some time to do an interview with lil’ ol’ WHACK! Magazine!…
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CRYSTAL DELIGHT ANAL PLUG — “Sparkly-ass luxury at its finest!”
Ok, first of all, this little butt plug is far and away the most beautiful piece of glass in my house. And I’m “420 friendly”; there’s a lot of glass sitting around my abode. But this adorable little toy, which is meant to be stuck up my poop chute, puts it all to shame. Firstly,…
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MIDDLE MEN — “It takes no creative energy or thought to villainize the porn industry!”
MIDDLE MEN Directed by George Gallo Run Time 112 minutes STARRING Luke Wilson, Giovanni Ribisi, Gabriel Mact, James Caan, Jacinda Barrett, Kevin Pollak, Laura Ramsey, Rade Serbedzija, Terry Crews, Kelsey Grammar Luke Wilson, you and your brother Owen mystify me. You both seem so capable of great things, and at least Owen has achieved them…