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LELO ODEN — “This toy is too fancy to go rushing in like a bull in an unchaste china shop!”

Lynsey G September 16, 2011

Let me be perfectly frank, reprobates: the LELO Oden, or any of the new Insignia line of toys from my favoritest-favorite erotic toy company, LELO, is neither for the novice

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A Review: The Rechargeable Slimline G

Lynsey G April 6, 2011

Well, it seemed to me that after the last few posts about Momentum Con, some readers might be feeling a little alienated. After all, not ALL of us can be

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THE TANTUS FEELDOE VIBRATING DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO — “If you like double penetration, you will fucking love the Feeldoe.”

Lynsey G December 2, 2010

If you can say the name of this toy five times fast, you win a pussy-eating prize, I’m sure!  If your tongue can manage to trill out the likes of

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TOUCHE FRIGGA — “One hell of a small yet mighty muff manipulator.”

Lynsey G October 31, 2010

TOUCHÉ FRIGGA I could make this into a bad review if I wanted to. Because heres’ the thing. The Frigga is so powerful, so mind-blowingly strong in its vibrations, that

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THE EVOLVED “SPICE” — “Oh, Spice, let’s be short and sweet together, forever.”

Lynsey G August 31, 2010

The “Spice” Double-Motor Massager from Evolved Novelties’ “Short & Sweet” Series I came home from a week on vacation to find a huge box waiting for me. I felt my

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THE WE-VIBE II — “The We-Vibe II is like a gift from heaven, if God were a sex toy manufacturer.”

Lynsey G May 25, 2010

At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas this January, I had the best light-bulb moment of my life. I’d been scanning through the sex toys on display and suddenly realized:

Continue reading THE WE-VIBE II — “The We-Vibe II is like a gift from heaven, if God were a sex toy manufacturer.”

BLOW GUARD — “I positioned it on my lower set of teeth, kneeled, and went to town on my boyfriend’s nether regions.”

Lynsey G February 2, 2010

We here at WHACK! have been targeting the sad, lonely, perverted male demographic since our inception, both writing for and blatantly mocking our readership’s inability to get laid by a

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