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Toot toot!

April 12, 2016 | 3 Comments

Do you hear that tooting, friends? That slightly annoying, repetitive sound is the melodious tone of my own horn, which I am currently tooting. Because the past week was kind of a butt-kicking one for me, and I'm going to tell you why! [...continue...]

The Internet Loves Me! NPH + Muppets!

November 29, 2012 | 0 Comments

And I love it. We are in love. And we are going to have red-headed cyber babies. Because it put together my favorite stuff. Look at this. LOOK AT THIS! This has NPH. And his partner, Michael. And their babies (well, not really, but it’s implied). And FREAKING MUPPETS. And singing. This [...continue...]

Not to Toot My Own Horn, But…

November 28, 2012 | 0 Comments

Motherfuckin’ toot, y’all. I am not at liberty to say what’s afoot, but it could be massive. As such, I’m devoting my energies to trying to finish this article for xoJane and blogging about unrelated stuff instead of obsessing over my possible-maybe-really-huge-news. So, [...continue...]

Conversations at the Wartime Cafe: A Decade of War 2001-2011

March 17, 2012 | 0 Comments

Not to get all super-serious or anything, but some of you might have noticed that the US has been involved in some sort of military things for a little while. Sean Labrador y Manzano edited a collection about that, and I am part of it. Check out Conversations at the Wartime Cafe on [...continue...]

Conversations at the Wartime Cafe

September 11, 2011 | 0 Comments

I just returned from reading a short piece I wrote for inclusion in my fellow McSweeney’s alum Sean Labrador Y Manzano’s anthology, Conversations At the Wartime Cafe. A few of us east-coast scribblers included in the anthology got together and read at Bluestockings Books on the LES here [...continue...]

2 Quick Bytes on Wieners and Women in Erotic Film

June 12, 2011 | 0 Comments

1) You know, as disgusted as I am with the hysteria over Weiner’s wiener/Weinergate crapfest–I mean, seriously, what is the big DEAL, people? It’s not as if the idea that one of our politicians might be a little sleazy in his personal life is anything new to any of us–I have [...continue...]

Sick but Sizzling Hot! Articles All Over the Place!

January 4, 2011 | 0 Comments

After last night’s can’t-sleep ramblings, which I posted at around 4:00 am, I am sicker than I was yesterday and my brain is quite muddled. But thought I may be running a fever and dizzy as can be, I’m still feeling super sexy and fiercely feminist: behold, on the same day that my [...continue...]