Conflicted Exxistence
Do you hear that tooting, friends? That slightly annoying, repetitive sound is the melodious tone of my own horn, which I am currently tooting. Because the past week was kind of a butt-kicking one for me, and I’m going to tell you why! … Continue readingToot toot!
I got a publish! A narrative nonfiction/kinda fiction/prose something-or-other I wrote a few years ago was published in TOSKA magazine… in January. I… didn’t realize it had gone up. Because…
Continue readingFictiony/Nonfictiony/Prose-Kinda-Thing Published on TOSKA!
And I love it. We are in love. And we are going to have red-headed cyber babies. Because it put together my favorite stuff. Look at this. LOOK AT THIS!
Motherfuckin’ toot, y’all. I am not at liberty to say what’s afoot, but it could be massive. As such, I’m devoting my energies to trying to finish this article for
Not to get all super-serious or anything, but some of you might have noticed that the US has been involved in some sort of military things for a little while.
Continue readingConversations at the Wartime Cafe: A Decade of War 2001-2011
I just returned from reading a short piece I wrote for inclusion in my fellow McSweeney’s alum Sean Labrador Y Manzano’s anthology, Conversations At the Wartime Cafe. A few of
1) You know, as disgusted as I am with the hysteria over Weiner’s wiener/Weinergate crapfest–I mean, seriously, what is the big DEAL, people? It’s not as if the idea that
Continue reading2 Quick Bytes on Wieners and Women in Erotic Film
After last night’s can’t-sleep ramblings, which I posted at around 4:00 am, I am sicker than I was yesterday and my brain is quite muddled. But thought I may be
Continue readingSick but Sizzling Hot! Articles All Over the Place!