I’m Jealous of the Self-Sexing Rock Thing
Check this out, y’all. Not only did they (probably) find the Higgs boson this week–somebody made known to the internet this (above) INSANE bottom-dwelling living rock creature that switches sexes
Tag: sex
The Sisyphus Complex in Sex-Positivity
I had a friend ask me, “Do you still care about that stuff?” recently when I posted a link to a slut-shaming article. My first response was indignance—of course I
Porno Product Placement: WTF?!
So I was watching a porno from a majorly huge company for review the other day when I saw, for the first time in my sexy movie experience, flagrant product
SEXPERT ADVICE — It hurts when we bang!
Dear WHACK! My girlfriend has a really tight vagina. It feels great for me, but when we start having sex she almost always says it hurts. How can we have
SEXPERT ADVICE — I cheated with my wife’s best friend!
Dear WHACK! I got drunk at a party while my wife was away and ended up sleeping with one of her best friends. We had a great time but there
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SEXPERT ADVICE — I want to get kinky!
Dear WHACK! This is going to sound really weird, but I have to tell someone about it because I just don’t know what to do. I’m in a great relationship
A Pervert’s Gift-Giving Guide: from one degenerate to all of you
Thanks to ColumbiaChronicle.com for this awesome pic! This might sound a little weird, but bear with me: this holiday season there are a lot of excellent reasons to spend some money on
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The Unrwitten Rants of a Porn Reviewer, Volume 1
Things I haven’t said in reviews but which I got to thinking about while watching them: 1) What is up with the constantly terrible sound editing, people? Most high-end porno
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Gimme Your Questions
I’ve been writing answers to people’s sex and relationship questions here and on WHACK! Magazine for a while now. And I’ve been pondering the questions people ask me in person
The Not-Doctor is In: How to Make Planned Sex More Fun
This is an issue that probably plagues a lot of people these days; with jobs hard to come by and usually low-paying when they materialize, more people than ever living
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