April Links Are In Bloom!

April 5, 2019 | 0 Comments

There aren't flowers here in Montana yet, but in anticipation of abundance, here is a bouquet of links that caught my attention over the past month! [...continue...]

SEXPERT ADVICE — How do I make my wife squirt?

December 2, 2011 | 0 Comments

Image from visualphotos.com Dear WHACK! I love it in porn when the girls squirt when they cum! It’s so hot! But my wife never does it! How can I make that happen? —Wishing for a Fountain Darling WfaF— I am so happy to hear you say that! Maybe you read our sexpert advice column from a little [...continue...]

SEXPERT ADVICE — I want to stop squirting.

November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

Dear WHACK! Sometimes, when boyfriend is eating me out really good or when he’s fucking me from behind… I squirt everywhere! I know it’s supposed to be “cool” and whatever, cause I know girls in porn do it all the time, but I get really embarrassed when it happens. It’s a LOT of stuff [...continue...]


October 12, 2009 | 1 Comment

Ok, bear with me here—I know a lot of you don’t give much of a crap about the scone-snarfing crackpots who make, watch, and rate porn in the UK. They’re prudes over there, after all, with warm beer and bad teeth, and up until just a few days ago, they wouldn’t allow female ejaculation to be [...continue...]