Narcissistic News

Real-World Sex is ALIVE, News, and a Request

January 10, 2013 | 0 Comments

Yesterday, at my 9 – 5 gig, the internet went out. And our work e-mail, too. All I had was my phone, but I had to pretend like I WASN’T on my phone because that’s an office no-no. It was weird, you guys. I found stuff to keep me busy but it was like we went back to, I dunno, the [...continue...]

A Resolution for 2013: Be a Hero

January 1, 2013 | 0 Comments

In 2013, I wanna be like this: I’m not real big into New Year’s resolutions. Always feels like you’re setting yourself up to fail. But I got to thinking about something last night as I stumbled home from the Korean BBQ place where I pigged out until a little after midnight [...continue...]

Womp-Womp (that’s the sad trombone sound)

December 19, 2012 | 0 Comments

At least I THINK that’s the sad trombone sound, which I think is the word for the sound I’m  making in my head. You know, the sound that happens when someone in a cartoon or cheesy sitcom says or does something really dumb or gets disappointed in some hilarious way? The thing about the [...continue...]

Quick n Dirty Post from Paradise

December 7, 2012 | 0 Comments

Madame Rosebud at the Kissing Booth at Darling House's "The Other American Dream" Party Ok y’all, I’m in Florida. (Catch that “y’all”? I’m in the SOUTH.) It’s like 80-something degrees here, and sunny. And I’m on a balmy back porch [...continue...]

Ohmigosh Comments Sections Aren’t All Horrible!

December 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

Sooooo I wrote this article for xoJane and it published on Friday. It’s incredibly personal. I’m terrified of anyone I actually know reading it. It’s about how my work in the porn industry helped me discover myself sexually. And it’s a short article (for me, anyway)–I [...continue...]

Not to Toot My Own Horn, But…

November 28, 2012 | 0 Comments

Motherfuckin’ toot, y’all. I am not at liberty to say what’s afoot, but it could be massive. As such, I’m devoting my energies to trying to finish this article for xoJane and blogging about unrelated stuff instead of obsessing over my possible-maybe-really-huge-news. So, [...continue...]

Angry Orchard

November 26, 2012 | 0 Comments

I had an article accepted at xoJane. I’m working on it now. And I am trying desperately to hit that sweet balance between the rock star “fuck it” attitude and the terrified writer “oh my god it’s the end of the world” horror. This hard cider should help… [...continue...]

A Huge Announcement: Please Read

October 29, 2012 | 0 Comments

After much thinking and much talking it over with friends and colleagues, I have decided to step down as editor-in-chief of WHACK! Magazine as of this week. It’s been about three and a half years now since my buddy j. vegas and I started WHACK! Initially it was all a big joke–we were [...continue...]

Even More Not-Quite-News! And a tidbit.

October 12, 2012 | 0 Comments

1) I was interviewed last night for a piece on You Are Here, a slice-of-life radio program that airs on 88.9 WERS in Boston! The topic for the program was the economics of porn, and I somehow got called as a person who knows about this stuff! No word yet on when the show will air, but it should be [...continue...]

All This Not-Quite-News Is SO Exciting!

October 10, 2012 | 0 Comments

Moving and camping and running around and stuff is exhausting, y’all. I’m so brain dead after the past few weeks I can’t seem to get my thoughts into a coherent enough order to blog well! So instead of writing a badly considered post that I’ll just feel silly about later, [...continue...]
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