Sexpert Advice

SEXPERT ADVICE — It hurts when we bang!

December 23, 2011 | 0 Comments

Dear WHACK! My girlfriend has a really tight vagina. It feels great for me, but when we start having sex she almost always says it hurts. How can we have sex without pain? —Don’t Want to Hurt Her Dear DWHH, Two words, my friend: foreplay and lube. Despite what you often see in porn, most women [...continue...]

SEXPERT ADVICE — I cheated with my wife’s best friend!

December 16, 2011 | 0 Comments

Dear WHACK! I got drunk at a party while my wife was away and ended up sleeping with one of her best friends. We had a great time but there has been no emotional entanglement afterward. We both just feel awful about what we did, but we don’t know how to tell my wife without her thinking there’s [...continue...]

SEXPERT ADVICE — I want to get kinky!

December 9, 2011 | 0 Comments

Dear WHACK! This is going to sound really weird, but I have to tell someone about it because I just don’t know what to do. I’m in a great relationship with a fantastic guy. He’s sweet, thoughtful, respectful, and pretty much every woman’s dream. We’ve been together for a while and we have [...continue...]

SEXPERT ADVICE — How do I make my wife squirt?

December 2, 2011 | 0 Comments

Image from Dear WHACK! I love it in porn when the girls squirt when they cum! It’s so hot! But my wife never does it! How can I make that happen? —Wishing for a Fountain Darling WfaF— I am so happy to hear you say that! Maybe you read our sexpert advice column from a little [...continue...]

SEXPERT ADVICE — I want to stop squirting.

November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

Dear WHACK! Sometimes, when boyfriend is eating me out really good or when he’s fucking me from behind… I squirt everywhere! I know it’s supposed to be “cool” and whatever, cause I know girls in porn do it all the time, but I get really embarrassed when it happens. It’s a LOT of stuff [...continue...]


November 18, 2011 | 0 Comments

Where did the whole milk phenomenon in porn come from? Pouring it over a woman’s ass, squirting it into her orifices… I must have missed the memo explaining the whys behind it. Personally, I think it just gets in the way of the fuckin’. – Lactose Intolerant Dear Lactaid [...continue...]