October 26, 2009 | 0 Comments

I realize that iPhone apps are a lot like those stupid Facebook quizzes people keep sending me. They don’t mean shit. They’re fun and easy and not to be taken seriously. So I guess I can’t really get too annoyed by the new Love Vibes iPhone app, which grades its owner’s lovemaking skills. [...continue...]

CELIBACY IN THE PRIESTHOOD – Causing More Harm Than Good?

October 19, 2009 | 1 Comment

We don’t usually talk about kiddie porn here at WHACK! because, well we hate it. And we like to think that all of our degenerate readership already lost your innocence, long ago, willfully, and enjoyably. But the truth is that sometimes stories come along that involve child porn, and though we [...continue...]


October 12, 2009 | 0 Comments

It’s not exactly surprising to hear that the geeks over at the National Science Foundation are porn-addicted weirdos who can’t leave off jerking for long enough to get in a full work day. But the scale of their at-work porn viewing is surprising, nevertheless, not to mention creepy, given that [...continue...]


October 12, 2009 | 1 Comment

Ok, bear with me here—I know a lot of you don’t give much of a crap about the scone-snarfing crackpots who make, watch, and rate porn in the UK. They’re prudes over there, after all, with warm beer and bad teeth, and up until just a few days ago, they wouldn’t allow female ejaculation to be [...continue...]

Adult Industry Healthcare: Feasible? Or Fantasy…

September 28, 2009 | 0 Comments

(Editor’s Note: This is the second in a two part series discussing health care for adult performers. The previous part can be found in last week’s issue.) The smut biz used to be called “the recession proof industry” because in past epochs of economic turmoil, porn has sailed [...continue...]

MR. MARCUS – A Sit Down with A Stand Up Cocksman

September 15, 2009 | 2 Comments

WHACK! Magazine had the rare opportunity to have a one on one with the baddest guy in the bang biz – Mr. Marcus. He fills us in on his philosophy of life, his time in the industry, and his upcoming book. Enjoy the read fuckers! WHACK!! – Ok, well. Whack! Magazine has not really started [...continue...]
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