Paging the Not-Doctor
Guys, it’s been MONTHS since I did a Dr. Lags, Sexpert column! WTF! What have I been DOING with myself? Well, ok, we all know what I’ve been doing: ranting
Guys, it’s been MONTHS since I did a Dr. Lags, Sexpert column! WTF! What have I been DOING with myself? Well, ok, we all know what I’ve been doing: ranting
Maybe it’s daylight savings time messing up my schedule, or maybe it’s the fact that my neighbor seems to have decided that she needs to pack all of her belongings
Continue readingMaybe 10,000 Dead in Japan, and We’re All Aflutter Over iPads
Howdy, folks! As you may have noticed (and wept over? yes? …no? damn.), I’ve been absent from blogging for a few days, and there is indeed a reason for that.
Continue readingAnnouncements, Pronouncements, and Denouncements
My dearest darlings, it’s time for yet another visit with your one and only Dr. Lags, Sexpert! This week, we’ll be speaking to a dude who needs a fellatio fix,
Hey people, SUPER busy day so no time for big fancy new blog posts, but hey, it’s been a while since I’ve put on my Not-Doctor Lags, Sexpert hat, and
Once again, Twitter has provided a question for Dr. Lags, Sexpert, to answer. I’ve done the best I can, but I’m sure the guy can use advice from those who
Continue readingThe Not-Doctor Is In: How to Become a Male Porn Star
Well, it’s about time I got around to that “advice columnist” thing I was tooting my own horn about a while back. Unfortunately, it appears that the majority of my
Continue readingThe Not-Doctor Is In: Too-Speedy Splooge Strategies
I’ve decided that as a public service, I should probably apply my discerning judgment, my wide knowledge of many things sex- and porn- and dating-related, and my undeniable awesomeness to
I answer the ultimate question today in my FINAL McSweeney’s column.
I have trouble resisting a good pun, but I managed in today’s McSweeney’s column.