Putting Flowers in My Hair as I Type
…not really. I don’t have any flowers. But I am damn well going to get some when I get to San Francisco tonight, baby! This weekend is going to be
…not really. I don’t have any flowers. But I am damn well going to get some when I get to San Francisco tonight, baby! This weekend is going to be
Things I haven’t said in reviews but which I got to thinking about while watching them: 1) What is up with the constantly terrible sound editing, people? Most high-end porno
Continue readingThe Unrwitten Rants of a Porn Reviewer, Volume 1
Ok. I’m pretty sure that I will offend some people with this post. But I’m a little confused about how to feel about what I’m about to describe, and I
This week keeps getting better! I wish I’d had more time for substantive posts, but your questions and suggestions are coming in way handy, and I’m super busy planning for
Let’s pretend Bonny & Clide has the emotional range of… well… a porno. And pretend that the early part of the 20th century in the south was pretty much a constant orgy with really bad accents. And… go! … Continue readingBONNY & CLIDE — “A threesome and an orgy in the first hour? I love outlaws!”
F’realz you guys OMG I’m soooo excited right now! I can’t give out details on all of thus juuuust yet, but be warned! The next month is going to be
THE ACCIDENTAL PERVERT Written and Performed by Andrew Goffman As you may know, if you’ve ever read anything I’ve written, or are even aware of the fact that I write
Continue readingTHE ACCIDENTAL PERVERT — “The puns are thicker than untrimmed pubes!”
I’ve been writing answers to people’s sex and relationship questions here and on WHACK! Magazine for a while now. And I’ve been pondering the questions people ask me in person
This is an issue that probably plagues a lot of people these days; with jobs hard to come by and usually low-paying when they materialize, more people than ever living
Continue readingThe Not-Doctor is In: How to Make Planned Sex More Fun
I’m not much of an activist. I’m being honest. I believe deeply in the need for change in this country, and I absolutely support what’s happening on Wall Street here