Tag: magazine
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ROCK HER WORLD: THE SEX GUIDE FOR THE MODERN MAN
I came at Adam Glasser, AKA Seymore Butts’s upcoming book, Rock Her World: The Sex Guide for the Modern Man, with more than a bit of skepticism. First of all, I’m a woman, so it wasn’t even really written for me. Second, I’m a woman who – through virtue of much research and several writing…
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KAYLANI LEI – “I love getting spun and thrown around!”
WHACK! Can you give us a bit of an intro, some information about yourself? Just in case there’s a single person out there who doesn’t know who you are? Kaylani Lei Hello, I’m Kaylani Lei. I am a Wicked Contract girl. I’ve been in the business for about seven years. You can also catch me…
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LASCIVIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT – “But…Everyone Else Is Doing It!”
Oh, officers of the law, what kind of slimy behavior won’t you resort to when your pigskin is on the line? We’re not sure if all you randy readers out there heard the story a few weeks back about the porn-viewing police officer, but we here at WHACK! sure did. We never miss out on…
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RAYLENE – “I’m directing and performing for my own company called Raylene Live!”
The adult industry was heartbroken in 2001 when Raylene, the beautiful and busty hardcore star who’d rocked many a cock in her late-nineties hay-day, announced her retirement. She spent the next eight years selling houses in Porn Valley and birthing a now three-year-old son. But in early 2009, the news wires lit up like a…
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EROTIC IPHONE APPS – COOL CONCEPT OR HOT MESS?
I realize that iPhone apps are a lot like those stupid Facebook quizzes people keep sending me. They don’t mean shit. They’re fun and easy and not to be taken seriously. So I guess I can’t really get too annoyed by the new Love Vibes iPhone app, which grades its owner’s lovemaking skills. The app,…
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CELIBACY IN THE PRIESTHOOD – Causing More Harm Than Good?
We don’t usually talk about kiddie porn here at WHACK! because, well we hate it. And we like to think that all of our degenerate readership already lost your innocence, long ago, willfully, and enjoyably. But the truth is that sometimes stories come along that involve child porn, and though we hate to think of…
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WANKING AT WORK: A SILENT EPIDEMIC?
It’s not exactly surprising to hear that the geeks over at the National Science Foundation are porn-addicted weirdos who can’t leave off jerking for long enough to get in a full work day. But the scale of their at-work porn viewing is surprising, nevertheless, not to mention creepy, given that most of my childhood PBS…
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FEMALE EJACULATION – MYTH OR REALITY?
Ok, bear with me here—I know a lot of you don’t give much of a crap about the scone-snarfing crackpots who make, watch, and rate porn in the UK. They’re prudes over there, after all, with warm beer and bad teeth, and up until just a few days ago, they wouldn’t allow female ejaculation to…
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SHELLEY LUBBEN – “By the Time I’m Done, No One Will Want to Do Porn.”
Shelley Lubben paints herself as the savior of the working girl, a former porn star and prostitute who fell as far as a person can into drug, alcohol, and sex addiction, then found Jesus and cleaned herself up. She tells an inspiring story about how God picked her up from the pit of despair and…
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Adult Industry Healthcare: Feasible? Or Fantasy…
(Editor’s Note: This is the second in a two part series discussing health care for adult performers. The previous part can be found in last week’s issue.) The smut biz used to be called “the recession proof industry” because in past epochs of economic turmoil, porn has sailed through the travails of the stock market…