Tag: product
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LELO ODEN — “This toy is too fancy to go rushing in like a bull in an unchaste china shop!”
Let me be perfectly frank, reprobates: the LELO Oden, or any of the new Insignia line of toys from my favoritest-favorite erotic toy company, LELO, is neither for the novice nor for the mentally benumbed. Ok, that wasn’t so frank. Let me be frank-er: the LELO Oden confused the bejesus out of me for the…
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A Review: The Rechargeable Slimline G
Well, it seemed to me that after the last few posts about Momentum Con, some readers might be feeling a little alienated. After all, not ALL of us can be cool enough to attend such things and take home a brand new Rechargeable Slimline G vibrator from California Exotic Novelties in their shwag bag… for…
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THE TANTUS FEELDOE VIBRATING DOUBLE-ENDED DILDO — “If you like double penetration, you will fucking love the Feeldoe.”
If you can say the name of this toy five times fast, you win a pussy-eating prize, I’m sure! If your tongue can manage to trill out the likes of that phrase in such quick succession, I feel confident you can eat a lady out till the cooze comes home without breaking a sweat. But…
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TOUCHE FRIGGA — “One hell of a small yet mighty muff manipulator.”
TOUCHÉ FRIGGA I could make this into a bad review if I wanted to. Because heres’ the thing. The Frigga is so powerful, so mind-blowingly strong in its vibrations, that the hand I was holding it with is still numb and tingly as I write this. Which makes it very hard to write. Also, after…
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THE EVOLVED “SPICE” — “Oh, Spice, let’s be short and sweet together, forever.”
The “Spice” Double-Motor Massager from Evolved Novelties’ “Short & Sweet” Series I came home from a week on vacation to find a huge box waiting for me. I felt my heart beating faster as I opened it, but nothing could have prepared me for the smorgasbord of sex toys and smut that lay within! Evolved…
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THE WE-VIBE II — “The We-Vibe II is like a gift from heaven, if God were a sex toy manufacturer.”
At the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas this January, I had the best light-bulb moment of my life. I’d been scanning through the sex toys on display and suddenly realized: “Hey! Most of these toys are for women! I’m a woman! And I write for a sex magazine! I could get free sex toys and…
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BLOW GUARD — “I positioned it on my lower set of teeth, kneeled, and went to town on my boyfriend’s nether regions.”
We here at WHACK! have been targeting the sad, lonely, perverted male demographic since our inception, both writing for and blatantly mocking our readership’s inability to get laid by a real woman since our first issue. We love parading around the fact that we hang out with and interview some of the hottest whores on…