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CHESTNUTS — “I cannot believe that no one has taken the name Chestnuts for a porno movie yet. ”

Lynsey G October 6, 2010

CHESTNUTS Zero Tolerance Directed by Danny Case Run Time 141 minutes CHESTY NUTS Kagney Linn Karter, Courtney Cummz, Mason Moore, Nikki Sexx, Mackenzee Pierce, Brandy Aniston, John Strong, Mark Wood,

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TRINITY VIBES 7 SPEED WAND MASSAGER — “This isn’t a massager at all! It’s a sex toy! And one hell of an effective sex toy at that.”

Lynsey G October 1, 2010

Trinity Vibes 7 Speed Wand Massager I’ve been using this thing for the past three days for all my massaging needs, and I’ve noticed that there’s one spot that responds

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KINK 101 WITH MS. NINA PAYNE AND THE DOMI DOLLZ— “Laughter was as frequently heard as the slapping sound of a good spanking.”

Lynsey G September 30, 2010

WHACK! staphers Jack Hoff and Miss Lagsalot were lucky enough to nab a pair of press passes to September 25’s “Kink 101” workshop hosted by Miss Nina Payne of Domi

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THE INTERNS — “I am hereby taking my hat (and possibly my pants) off to a killer all-cooch movie.”

Lynsey G September 29, 2010

THE INTERNS New Sensations’ Sappho Series Directed by Chloe Sampson and Eddie Powell Run Time 159 minutes LEZBOS Samantha Ryan, Julia Ann, Sara Stone, Michelle Lay, Charlie Lane, Avy Scott,

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SANATORIUM — “This is the Mulholland Drive of blue films, ladies and gents… hot damn is that lesbian scene hot!”

Lynsey G September 22, 2010

SANATORIUM Zero Tolerance Directed by Gary Orona Runtime 131 minutes STARRING Tabitha Stevens, Sara Sloane, Kagney Linn Karter, Raylene, Francesca Le’, Ashley Roberts, Lux Kassidy, James Deen, Tyler Knight, Teddy

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SEX AND THE CITY: THE ORIGINAL XXX PARODY — “There was no way this movie would NOT have a four-way lesbian orgy.”

Lynsey G September 15, 2010

SEX AND THE CITY: THE ORIGINAL XXX PARODY New Sensations DIRECTED BY Lee Roy Myers RUN TIME 134 minutes VAPID MANHATTANITES Brittany Andrews, Zoe Voss, Coco Velvett, Kayla Paige, Bobbi

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THE EVOLVED “SPICE” — “Oh, Spice, let’s be short and sweet together, forever.”

Lynsey G August 31, 2010

The “Spice” Double-Motor Massager from Evolved Novelties’ “Short & Sweet” Series I came home from a week on vacation to find a huge box waiting for me. I felt my

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HOOKED — “A veritable buffet of options for self-abuse.”

Lynsey G August 31, 2010

HOOKED Wicked Pictures Directed by Brad Armstrong BROADS jessica drake, Chanel Preston, Eva Angelina, Jenny Hendrix, Kortney Kane, Shyla Stylez, Barrett Blade, Bill Bailey, Brad Armstrong, Marcus London, Randy Spears,

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ALICE — “Rampant ridiculousness, insanity, and sex. Oh, so much sex.”

Lynsey G August 24, 2010

ALICE Cal Vista Pictures/Cheeky Monkey Directed by Erica McLean WEIRDOS AND WANKERS Sunny Lane, Evan Stone, Aiden Starr, Andy San Dimas, April Flores, Katie St. Ives, Kimberly Kane, CJ Wright,

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KUNG FU BEAUTY — “A killer kung fu fuck flick worth flicking a wrist to.”

Lynsey G August 3, 2010

KUNG FU BEAUTY Vivid Entertainment Directed by D. Skow Run Time: 2:07:30 MARTIAL ARTS MASTERS AJ Bailey, Isis Taylor, Dylan Ryder, Denis Marti, Scott Nails, Billy Glide, Clarke Kent, Bill

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