Category: Guest Writers
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Coming in the Closet
More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are apparently much more forthcoming with their sordid details than mine are… I’ll have to give him a call to make some introductions. During one particular…
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Masturbating in My Eye, A Play in One Act by Danny Wylde and Chris Zeischegg
As you may all know by now, I pretty much believe that adult performer Danny Wylde shits rainbows and sparkles. I love this guy. He was one of the people I interviewed for my art show at apexart this spring, and he’s been interviewed by yours truly for several websites (like this one). He writes…
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The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader
A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard cock. My wife wasn’t home, and I had a lot of work to do. So I shrugged it off and got on my laptop. Hours…
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Hank Moody Hanks his Own Panky
I’ve been interested in The Real Hank Moody’s work for a while now–this guy is one of the very few true-story sex bloggers out there who is male and into females and totally unafraid to write the dirty details in his own way. He’s contributed his own hot self-love story for Masturbation Month on his…
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Onanism at the Altar
Happy Masturbation Month! As promised, the stories of self-service will continue all month long! This little slice of self-love comes to us all the way from Denmark, where National Masturbation Month has apparently gone international! Or maybe every month is Masturbation Month over there… Certainly, no place is safe from the autoerotic administrations of the…
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Masturbation Month is Finally Here! Tell Your Hand, and Tell Me!
Good news, my darlings! It’s May! the month when the weather finally turns warm enough for sun dresses–and stays that way! The month when flowers pop into bloom! The month when our libidos remember their former glory! And the best month to masturbate! For real! May is National Masturbation Month, and I really don’t think…
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WEINER HATERS ARE THE REAL COCKS — by Oriana Small
I don’t like people talking shit about Anthony Weiner. It is so fucking annoying. Such short memories people have. The real disgrace is with the American people, not him. Some of my friends have tweeted that he’s an asshole, and my first instinct was to unfollow them. I’m very defensive when it comes to Anthony…
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BEAUTIFUL PORN — by Camille Crimson
[Editorial Note: We’re not entirely sure how we got so lucky, but the sex goddess and beautiful red-headed blowjob expert Camille Crimson has agreed to write a guest column on WHACK! Magazine for all you rabid, randy fans! Here is installment number one: “Beautiful Porn.” It’s almost as beautiful as Camille herself… Almost.] When you…