Category: WHACK! Magazine
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SEXPERT ADVICE — I want to stop squirting.
Dear WHACK! Sometimes, when boyfriend is eating me out really good or when he’s fucking me from behind… I squirt everywhere! I know it’s supposed to be “cool” and whatever, cause I know girls in porn do it all the time, but I get really embarrassed when it happens. It’s a LOT of stuff that…
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DIRTY MOVIE DEADLINE — “British dudes have enormous cocks. I mean titanic tadgers!”
DIRTY MOVIE DEADLINE Joybear Pictures JOYFUL BEARS Aleena Jonez, Syren Sexton, Megan Coxxx, Michelle Moist, Loulou, Danny D, Kai Taylor, Marc Rose This is a movie about a Canadian sex bomb—Aleena—who decides she wants to go to London and make her first-ever porno after meeting Joybear’s infamous scouting scoundrel, Justin, in Vegas. (On a side…
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NYOMI BANXXX AT EXXXOTICA NJ 2011!
Nubian knockout, Nyomi Banxxx, takes Miss Lagsalot for a walk on the dark side!
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SEXPERT ADVICE — Milk porn? WTF?
Where did the whole milk phenomenon in porn come from? Pouring it over a woman’s ass, squirting it into her orifices… I must have missed the memo explaining the whys behind it. Personally, I think it just gets in the way of the fuckin’. – Lactose Intolerant Dear Lactaid Drinker, Oooh, oooh, this one is…
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LESBIAN SEX VOLUME 2 — “Lip-licking, slick-slitted excellence from beginning to end!”
LESBIAN SEX VOL. 2 Girlfriends Films SAPPHIC SEXERS Dyanna Lauren, Hayden Hawkens, Elexis Monroe, Savannah Steele, Sinn Sage, Ela Darling, Jiz Lee, Melissa Monet There was a day not so long ago when I never thought I’d say this, but it’s come full-circle: hallelujah for all-sex pornos! The two-disc set of Lesbian Sex Vol. 2…
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JUICY VIDS FROM MASQUEROTICA 2011!
A few scrumptious goodies from Miss Lagsalot’s visit to Masquerotica on October 22 in San Francisco for your enjoyment, ladies and germs! Unkle Paul’s Dark Kabaret was the yummy topping on a delicious night. First off, Ancilla Tilla, the Dutch latex model and bombshell of a blond beauty finishes up her leg-shaving burlesque… And next……
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MASQUEROTICA MELTED MY MIND by Miss Lagsalot
On Saturday, October 22, your favorite flame-haired adult industry journalist, the fearless Miss Lagsalot (that’’ me!), slapped on a magenta-feathered wig, got into a skimpy little outfit, grabbed some trusty friends to run cameras, grabbed two lucky San Franciscan ticket-winners (lucky and lecherous WHACK! readers Amanda Bansgopaul and Cary Kaufman, and headed into the great…
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STORMY DANIELS — “Can you say ‘MOTORBOAT’?!”
So, um, not to brag or anything, bozos, but Miss Lagsalot just interviewed Stormy Daniels!!!! The biggest porn star in the history of ever! We are freaking out! How cool is that!? …That is all. WHACK! MAGAZINE Hi, Stormy! Thank you so much for taking some time to talk to WHACK! You’re one of the…
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ULTIMATE SURRENDER TAG-TEAM FEATHERWEIGHTS FIGHT & FIST TO THE BITTER END
Last night’s live tag team match-up of the featherweights, broadcast live on Kink.com from the Armory in San Francisco, was one hell of a match, ladies and gents! Yours truly was there with bells on to get a peek at the smallest and toughest girls from the internet grapple, grope, and fuck each other into…
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THE FATE OF LOVE — “Flying sparks! High temperatures! Sexy.”
THE FATE OF LOVE Wicked Pictures Written and directed by Stormy Daniels LOVING LADIES Kirsten Price, Alexa Nicole, April O’Neil, Ash Hollywood LUSTY LADS Rocco Reed, Bill Bailey, Seth Gamble The Fate of Love is a couples porno, which is code for almost-softcore-but-not-quite. Not all couples movies are heavy on the roaring fires, engagement rings,…