Tag: lynsey g
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The Pile-O-Porn Problem
Well, now that Consent is over at apexart (but hey, don’t fret if you didn’t get to see it! you can watch all the videos here!), I’ve packed all my porno DVDs up and brought them back to my apartment… where they are now taking up a HUGE amount of space in the corner of…
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To Bean or Not to Bean?
…yeah, that was a lame title. But oh well. So I’ve been thinking. The other day someone mentioned Masturbation Month to me, and they mentioned “flicking the bean” as a term for female masturbation. And I was all, “Ew, don’t call it that!” But… why? I’m a big fan of lots of terms for lots…
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Lynsey G will be Bare! on Monday, May 28th!
I mean… I’ll be at Bare! I won’t actually be nude. I mean. Well, technically I’m always nude, under my clothes. We all are. Of course. But I won’t actually be somewhere naked for you to come gawk at. I will, however, be telling a story that involves me being naked, while naked under my…
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Poetry Brothel Benefit Thursday 05/24
My darlings, I know I am occasionally over the moon about the Poetry Brothel and constantly trying to get anyone within earshot to hear how great it is. And I often try to force you poor people to dish out some dough to attend a brothel event. So please, do bear with me as I…
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Coming in the Closet
More delightful stories for your self-gratification during Masturbation Month! Spread the word: masturbation is fun, safe, and oh-so-sexy! This story comes to us from an anonymous reader, whose friends are apparently much more forthcoming with their sordid details than mine are… I’ll have to give him a call to make some introductions. During one particular…
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Masturbating in My Eye, A Play in One Act by Danny Wylde and Chris Zeischegg
As you may all know by now, I pretty much believe that adult performer Danny Wylde shits rainbows and sparkles. I love this guy. He was one of the people I interviewed for my art show at apexart this spring, and he’s been interviewed by yours truly for several websites (like this one). He writes…
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“Consent” is Online!
The wonderful people at apexart have made a dream of mine come true! I’ve been wanting to post the finished videos from the art show online so that people who couldn’t make it to the show itself in NYC could see what was going on, but given their size (they range from around 15 –…
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The Hard-on that Wouldn’t Quit: A Solo Story from a Reader
A reader named Wilson submitted this to me for Masturbation Month! Thanks, Wilson, and the rest of you: enjoy! A few months ago I woke up horny with a hard cock. My wife wasn’t home, and I had a lot of work to do. So I shrugged it off and got on my laptop. Hours…
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Masturbation Month is Half Over!
You guys! Seriously! I hope you’ve been getting yourselves (or each other) off every day for Masturbation Month. I’ve been slacking on blogging specifically because I’ve been so busy rubbin’ the nubbin’ all the time. Well, not really. I had a crazy weekend. But still! Masturbation Month rocks my socks and I hope it gets…
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Fifty Shades of… Well… Ick.
I’m bummed, you guys. I’ve been agonizingly making my way through Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic BDSM romance novel that’s been taking the book market by inexplicable storm in the past few months, grimacing at every new sentence’s poor construction and rolling my eyes exaggeratedly, snorting derisively, and drumming my fingers impatiently through its…