Luna Luna Love & Lust Advice Column
My very first sexpert/pervert/porn aficionado Love & Lust advice column is out on Luna Luna Magazine! I’m so psyched! I’ve always wanted a sex column and I have one at
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Grrrl Questions re: Pr0nzies?
Got questions about porn? Wanna hear answers from someone who knows a lot about it, but won’t look down on your weird questions or squitch up her face and make
LUNA LUNA Mag Columnist
I’ve just accepted a new writing gig, as a sex advice columnist for LUNA LUNA mag. Super psyched, because LUNA LUNA is a publication for grrrls who wear black nailpolish
SEXPERT ADVICE — It hurts when we bang!
Dear WHACK! My girlfriend has a really tight vagina. It feels great for me, but when we start having sex she almost always says it hurts. How can we have
SEXPERT ADVICE — I cheated with my wife’s best friend!
Dear WHACK! I got drunk at a party while my wife was away and ended up sleeping with one of her best friends. We had a great time but there
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SEXPERT ADVICE — I want to get kinky!
Dear WHACK! This is going to sound really weird, but I have to tell someone about it because I just don’t know what to do. I’m in a great relationship
SEXPERT ADVICE — How do I make my wife squirt?
Dear WHACK! I love it in porn when the girls squirt when they cum! It’s so hot! But my wife never does it! How can I make that happen? —Wishing
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SEXPERT ADVICE — I want to stop squirting.
Dear WHACK! Sometimes, when boyfriend is eating me out really good or when he’s fucking me from behind… I squirt everywhere! I know it’s supposed to be “cool” and whatever,
SEXPERT ADVICE — Milk porn? WTF?
Where did the whole milk phenomenon in porn come from? Pouring it over a woman’s ass, squirting it into her orifices… I must have missed the memo explaining the whys
The Not-Doctor is In: How to Make Planned Sex More Fun
This is an issue that probably plagues a lot of people these days; with jobs hard to come by and usually low-paying when they materialize, more people than ever living
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